Category: Floral Fruity

Notes: Mango, grapefruit, freesia, musk, leather.

The Bottle: Bad taste mated with cheap kitsch, and this bottle was the result. *

The Scent: If I hadn’t caught a glimpse of the monstrous packaging, I might have been reasonably satisfied (ie not thrown it across the room in a fit of violent indignation). But catch it I did, and those who were around me at the time were treated to a display vaguely reminiscent of Madonna being informed that she has to fly coach. It’s intensely sweet, and not in a lovely girly way, but in an “Eau de Cheap Motel” way. Have I ever stayed in a cheap motel? Yes. Do I have to smell as though I have? No. **