The Craving: Darkly beguiling, ambery-brown glowing Coca-Cola, with big, thick, still-cracking cubes of ice and beads of condensation adorning the side of the glass. Enough sugar and caffeine to make you flit and buzz and dive like a hummingbird for hours, dispensed with in a few intoxicating gulps. Hardcore refreshment at its finest.

The Solution: Unless you savour the realization that you just consumed several days worth of calories without even chewing, run screaming to the nearest department store, knock the sales assistant out of your way, and spritz on some of DKNY’s Candy Apples Ripe Raspberry. Some pesky fruit (Raspberry, apple, lime) may get in your way at first, but after a few minutes this scent is ALL dark, delicious Coke.