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Category: Floral Fruity Gourmand

Notes: orange, tangerine, lemon verbena, clove, candy, lily, jasmine, vanilla, sandalwood, amber.

The Bottle: My God, someone please confiscate this woman’s Bedazzler before she injures herself. Gemstones are all very well, but I do believe she applied each of these personally. While drunk enough to steal a giraffe. And with a less than high-tech glue gun. **

The Scent: A little safe and tired, but reasonably wearable, as long as one is planning to attend a dodgy sweet sixteen party shortly thereafter. Highly sweet, cloying citrus with a little candy and vanilla lurking in the base, shoving its oar in only when closely questioned. The cloves aren’t talking, and the florals determine that they would rather be elsewhere, and speedily plead the fifth. If Jailbait had a scent, this might indeed be it – all feigned sweet innocence, and underdeveloped sexiness. Simply bizarre. ***