Miss Rebecca

When not creepily lurking in the shadows of her room, cradling her fragrances like Golum cradling The One Ring, Miss Rebecca has an extremely dull job she would prefer not to talk about. She enjoys driving sales clerks crazy by frequently sniffing, but rarely buying (fragrances, not the clerks themselves). She also enjoys talking about herself in the third person, which may be an early indication of some kind of personality disorder. She is best avoided by all.

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